
I drove up to our community mailbox to mail some bills and I saw a woman standing there. She approached me as soon as I got out of the car.
Lady: “How do I mail my envelopes my key does not work in the outgoing box?”
Me: (
thinking-is this a trick question) “ You stick it in the mail slot”
Lady: “OH, he he, I am from Florida they bring the mail to you there”
Me: (
thinking-you are from Florida; I was thinking another planet) “OH”
Lady: “I wonder why they do not come to our homes for the mail”
Me: “Over population, Lack of funds, Understaffed for the amount of work, Not enough minutes in the day to hit every single home in between the hours of 9 to 5”
(
thinking-was she asking me a question or was she just wondering out loud)
Lady: “OH”
I jump in the car and wonder how long she had been standing there before I helped her out. Maybe we are all aloud to have one stupid question. Just be careful you don’t waste it on something really stupid. 8)
ABC meme
I found this on some blogs, thought I would give it a whirl
A-Age:
33B-Bed size:
QueenC-Chore you hate:
picking up dog pooD-Dessert you love:
chocolate cakeE-Essential start your day item:
toilet paperF-Favorite actor(s):
Jodie Foster, Angelica HustonG-Gold or Silver:
silverH-Height:
5'1"I-Instruments you play:
French HornJ-Job title:
I own a dental office, I run the business endK-Keeping track of your day:
Phone & ComputerL-Living arrangements:
husband, 2 dogs & a catM-Mom's name:
MarieN-Not liking right now:
my thighsO-Overnight hospital stay other than birth:
pneumonia as a childQ-Quote you like:
Carpe diem it is latin for Seize the DayR-Right or left handed:
rightS-Siblings:
1 older sister 1 younger brotherT-Time you woke up today:
5:30amU-Unique habit:
I always park in the same area at places I frequently go. Also I prefer right sided spotsV-Vegetable you hate:
beetsW-Worst habit:
I’m a numbers girl. I prefer even numbers. When I see a number I am constantly dividing it or doubling it in my head. (don’t ask, I have no idea why)X-X'rays you've had:
Right Foot & ankle, Left Hand, Right cheek boneY-Yummy food you can make:
chili, brownies, wafflesZ-Zodiac sign:
Taurus