I drove up to our community mailbox to mail some bills and I saw a woman standing there. She approached me as soon as I got out of the car.
Lady: “How do I mail my envelopes my key does not work in the outgoing box?”
Me: (
thinking-is this a trick question) “ You stick it in the mail slot”
Lady: “OH, he he, I am from Florida they bring the mail to you there”
Me: (
thinking-you are from Florida; I was thinking another planet) “OH”
Lady: “I wonder why they do not come to our homes for the mail”
Me: “Over population, Lack of funds, Understaffed for the amount of work, Not enough minutes in the day to hit every single home in between the hours of 9 to 5”
(
thinking-was she asking me a question or was she just wondering out loud)
Lady: “OH”
I jump in the car and wonder how long she had been standing there before I helped her out. Maybe we are all aloud to have one stupid question. Just be careful you don’t waste it on something really stupid. 8)
ABC memeI found this on some blogs, thought I would give it a whirl
A-Age:
33B-Bed size:
QueenC-Chore you hate:
picking up dog pooD-Dessert you love:
chocolate cakeE-Essential start your day item:
toilet paperF-Favorite actor(s):
Jodie Foster, Angelica HustonG-Gold or Silver:
silverH-Height:
5'1"I-Instruments you play:
French HornJ-Job title:
I own a dental office, I run the business endK-Keeping track of your day:
Phone & ComputerL-Living arrangements:
husband, 2 dogs & a catM-Mom's name:
MarieN-Not liking right now:
my thighsO-Overnight hospital stay other than birth:
pneumonia as a childQ-Quote you like:
Carpe diem it is latin for Seize the DayR-Right or left handed:
rightS-Siblings:
1 older sister 1 younger brotherT-Time you woke up today:
5:30amU-Unique habit:
I always park in the same area at places I frequently go. Also I prefer right sided spotsV-Vegetable you hate:
beetsW-Worst habit:
I’m a numbers girl. I prefer even numbers. When I see a number I am constantly dividing it or doubling it in my head. (don’t ask, I have no idea why)X-X'rays you've had:
Right Foot & ankle, Left Hand, Right cheek boneY-Yummy food you can make:
chili, brownies, wafflesZ-Zodiac sign:
Taurus